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Dear men around the world,

I write to you on behalf of myself, because the amount of fuck inside my brain that’s caused by you has me walking up walls.

The Friendzone.

You think this thing actually exists? It doesn’t. I repeat: it does not. It never has and I am willing to bet it is a sole male creation. A loser’s creation at that.

You want a girlfriend? You want a woman in your life? Then fucking act like a man. Because according to studies conducted by everyone, heterosexual women are attracted to men. Not to little, impatient, immature cry babies. That’s what you are.

If you just want to get laid, don’t do the nice guy act. If you just want to get laid, give the girl of your desire the essence of what they seek: a strong-willed, tough but still respectful male. Women aren’t so different, they like sex just as much as you do, but they don’t owe you to sleep with you, just because you are there and want to. Show her that she doesn’t have to consider it a mistake to have a fun night in bed with you.

But if you want the real thing, a loving partner; well shithead, then friendship is the core basis for it. You think a girlfriend just sits idly by until you want to get naughty?

A girlfriend and partner should be your best friend. That’s why people fall in love, because they like each other to the breaking point and beyond. If a girl is friends with you, just keep going. Don’t rush anything. Take all the time you both need. Things tend to happen by themselves if you’re not a dick that just pretends to be friends so he can stick his dick inside a vagina.

Friendship is the first and most important step. And the most rewarding.

Sincerely yours,

Fuck you.

Do you even scissor, bro?

Last night I encountered a conversation that I just can’t keep to myself. Participants were a dumb sports jock and a, I presume, lesbian girl in the parking lot of the Chevron gas station here in Summerlin. The girl didn’t know the guy very well and they weren’t friends, so much you could tell. But here’s the conversation about… well, just read it.

Jock: So, do you like scissor your vags together?

Girl: What?

Jock: When you do a chick. How do you have, like, sex?

Girl: *gives him the best WTF-face I’ve ever seen*

Do you like scissor your vags together.

I DON’T EVEN.

DO YOU LIKE SCISSOR YOUR VAGS TOGETHER.

I just cannot.

Another night spent at the Venetian. I really like it there. Also, I’m starting to  become a regular face there. People recognize me. Not sure, if that’s a good thing.
Managed to make $264 in somewhat over an hour. You can literally feel the difference between daytime players and the lurkers, that stay the whole night. Whilst the former are generally donkeys without any patience and skill, the latter play for a living or at least part time.
That’s why I really should start getting there earlier in the day, if I have the chance. Makes my life easier.
Oh, and something new for fun: The CRACKED ACES COUNTER!
So far, I held AA four times and got them cracked three times. I never slowplayed them and went all-in when I had the best hand. Oh, well.

Current bankroll: $580
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Another night spent at the Venetian. I really like it there. Also, I’m starting to  become a regular face there. People recognize me. Not sure, if that’s a good thing.

Managed to make $264 in somewhat over an hour. You can literally feel the difference between daytime players and the lurkers, that stay the whole night. Whilst the former are generally donkeys without any patience and skill, the latter play for a living or at least part time.

That’s why I really should start getting there earlier in the day, if I have the chance. Makes my life easier.

Oh, and something new for fun: The CRACKED ACES COUNTER!

So far, I held AA four times and got them cracked three times. I never slowplayed them and went all-in when I had the best hand. Oh, well.

Current bankroll: $580

What a night.
Started with the whole $240 at the Venetian. And it seemed to be one of those nights, when you can do whatever you want, your opponents will always pull their outs. I suffered two suck-outs against one-outers, for fucks sake. Luckily I was smart enough to keep the pots small. So, when I was down to about $45, I took a break and came back with the intention of “go big or go home”. I managed to climb back up to 300 bucks and that’s when I decided it was enough for the night. Was 4am anyways and I had played for eight hours.
My bad luck should be out of the system for the rest of the week. I hope. I request!
Current bankroll: $316. You know what that is.
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Samsung GT-I9300
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What a night.

Started with the whole $240 at the Venetian. And it seemed to be one of those nights, when you can do whatever you want, your opponents will always pull their outs. I suffered two suck-outs against one-outers, for fucks sake. Luckily I was smart enough to keep the pots small. So, when I was down to about $45, I took a break and came back with the intention of “go big or go home”. I managed to climb back up to 300 bucks and that’s when I decided it was enough for the night. Was 4am anyways and I had played for eight hours.

My bad luck should be out of the system for the rest of the week. I hope. I request!

Current bankroll: $316. You know what that is.

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